Shouldn’t this be chapter 1?
If Billy Mays was using cocaine, he was probably using it as a depressant.
When this article is so important that it stays on your site for the entire weekend — including your mobile site, where space is at a premium — you just might have a credibility problem.
But, hey, it mentions both a celebrity AND psychics!
…if only for the terms “app-hazard” and “app-hole”.
And yes, they are being more polite than he deserves.
They know how to stop the flu.
Cover your mouth when you sneeze.
Wash your hands. A lot.
Stay home if you are sick.
Eat healthy. Maybe consider taking vitamins.
There. Now stop panicing. Better yet, stop watching local news.