They want to know if this ever happens with flash drives.

Posted on March 10th, 2009 in culture,disclaimers,funny,pop by They

War message found inside Lincoln’s watch – CNN.com.

They are doing no such thing.

Posted on July 11th, 2008 in about,culture,disclaimers,funny,politics,pop,say by They

5 Famous Sci-Fi Weapons That They’re Actually allegedly Building They don’t have time to build that kind of weaponry.  They will stick with Thermite.

More specific disclaimers…

Posted on February 16th, 2007 in disclaimers,funny by They

They found a list of more specific disclaimers.

Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels

Posted on June 17th, 1997 in disclaimers,funny by They

(Stolen Without Permission from Journal of anillegiblycopiedtitle)* WARNING: This product warps space and time in its vicinity. WARNING: This product attracts every other piece of matter in the Universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the square of the** distance between Continue reading →

The World’s Most Powerful Meta-Disclaimer

Posted on June 17th, 1997 in disclaimers,funny by They

All clauses of this disclaimer apply to the disclaimer itself, except for this first sentence. All other disclaimers that may be found on this site, or sites linked to herein, are obviously subsets of this disclaimer, invalid, illegal, or fattening. All metainformation, HTML tags, photographs, artwork, text, opinions, ideas, facts or factoids contained in this Continue reading →

In Summary

Posted on June 7th, 1997 in disclaimers,funny by They

If you’ve read all these, you’ll probably also enjoy this page. And this one. Dave Barry, a very cool and gracious and funny guy (hey, I’ve met him, and all three are true, dammit!) wrote an entire column about disclaimers — it is on this site. SNL also got it right with Happy Fun Ball.