Thought experiment

Posted on February 6th, 2006 in awful,funny,politics by They

They wonder what would happen if they were to draw a political cartoon wherein Mohammed were depicted wearing a turban shaped like a bunch of idiots burning down an embassy. Any takers?

Let’s make everybody happy…

Posted on April 26th, 2005 in awful,funny,politics,say by They

Moussaoui has pled guilty, but will fight the death penalty. The US government wants to put him to death. He was willing to die by flying into the White House… Wait for it! Wait for it!

What global culture is missing is…

Posted on April 17th, 2005 in awful,funny,politics by They

Full-contact chess!

They are sick and tied of being demonized for politics

Posted on November 11th, 2004 in awful,politics,say by They

They are trying so hard not to be evil. They never were even accepted into the Axis of Evilâ„¢. Perhaps it is because they don’t have any weapons of mass destruction. Perhaps it is because they are always disgusted by acts of terrorism instead of supporting them. Oh, and they never received an application form, Continue reading →

They are going to be so glad when…

Posted on October 29th, 2004 in awful,politics by They

…the lawsuits about this election are over. Could anything be more dishonest than the winner declaring that “it’s time to put our differences behind us?” Aside from every campaign promise made?

Gay Marriage hoopla

Posted on February 19th, 2004 in awful,funny,politics,say by They

C’mon everyone! Let’s celebrate the sanctity of this cherished institution! On second thought, let’s just sit back and have a beer while everyone else gets worked up into an amusing (and sometimes hauntingly paranoid) frenzy.

Another stinking pile of an act of congress…

Posted on November 22nd, 2003 in awful,politics,say,spam by They

Spam News Politicians want to spam you. Their media consultants want to spam you. Throughout years of abuse of their constituencies, the house and senate did what they do best: nothing. When lawmakers in California finally got the message, and drew up a spam-fighting law with some teeth, however, congress finally lept into action: They Continue reading →

They are going to offend as many people as possible today

Posted on March 18th, 2003 in awful,funny,politics,say by They

You know a war is unpopular when…

Irony grows exponentially

Posted on July 15th, 2001 in awful,funny,politics by They

Fact: They like purple. (Duh.) Fact: They don’t care about dinosaurs. Fact: They really don’t like purple dinosaurs. Fact: They really, really don’t like officially trademarked purple dinosaurs with teams of lawyers. (Actually, they are still laughing about this letter.) Gosh darn it — they need a new bottle of windex, as the screen they Continue reading →


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