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Employer: Anti-kidnapping consultant kidnapped in Mexico – CNN.com.

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When you are petting a cat, and on every stroke it starts to push its hindquarters up, what should you call that? Asscention.

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WE HEAR . . . WE HEAR- New York Post.

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Dead Parrot sketch is 1,600 years old – Telegraph.

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They said none of these things. Daily Kos: Cheers and Jeers: Thursday.

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What is the correlation between people that believe both: That burning the American flag is immoral AND That torturing alleged terrorists is moral Oh, never mind.  Sullivan already did this one within the past two days, right?

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So, remember how musical artist after musical artist is asking them to stop using their songs? Finally, a band has offered their collection to the campaign.  Unfortunately, the letter was not received until after the campaign was suspended. Even more unfortunately, it was from the band “Cheap Trick”.

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So, some people are afraid that it will create a black hole that will soon completely consume the earth. They say Look on the bright side.  If that happens, we may not have to hear any more election coverage!

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From How a Barking Dog is Turning the NC Senate Race Negative, they learn that apparently they were calling somebody “fibber”. They have never referred to anyone as “fibber”, nor “flubber” for that matter.  They suspect that it probably came, etymologically speaking, from someone born before 1950.  They say emphatically:  leave “they” out of it. Continue reading →

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Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source. Next stop?? The war on 9/11.

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