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that Rick Santorum has a google problem. And a bing problem, and a yahoo problem… What a nasty, sticky mess! This will man-on-dog his career for years!

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cook an egg on the sidewalk, doesn’t mean you should.

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The contrapositive to the phrase There are no atheists in foxholes. is There are no atheist suicide bombers.

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Old is the new new.

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They realized that there needs to be a derogatory term for folks who are overly patriotic with no good reason. After little debate, they settled on: flaggots

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They think there were a series of very, very good reasons why GM had to declare bankruptcy. In particular, they have never had a GM car which had decent air-conditioning. Feel free to laugh  at that advertisement on behalf of they.com.

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If Billy Mays was using cocaine, he was probably using it as a depressant.

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When this article is so important that it stays on your site for the entire weekend — including your mobile site, where space is at a premium — you just might have a credibility problem. http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/07/10/michael.jackson.psychics/index.html But, hey, it mentions both a celebrity AND psychics!

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They know how to stop the flu. Cover your mouth when you sneeze. Wash your hands.  A lot. Stay home if you are sick. Eat healthy.  Maybe consider taking vitamins. There.  Now stop panicing.  Better yet, stop watching local news.

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