^{- Look! Up in the sky! Pigs!}

cook an egg on the sidewalk, doesn’t mean you should.

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The contrapositive to the phrase

There are no atheists in foxholes.

is

There are no atheist suicide bombers.

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Old is the new new.

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They realized that there needs to be a derogatory term for folks who are overly patriotic with no good reason. After little debate, they settled on:

flaggots

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They think there were a series of very, very good reasons why GM had to declare bankruptcy.

In particular, they have never had a GM car which had decent air-conditioning.

Feel free to laugh  at that advertisement on behalf of they.com.

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If Billy Mays was using cocaine, he was probably using it as a depressant.

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When this article is so important that it stays on your site for the entire weekend — including your mobile site, where space is at a premium — you just might have a credibility problem.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/07/10/michael.jackson.psychics/index.html

But, hey, it mentions both a celebrity AND psychics!

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They know how to stop the flu.

Cover your mouth when you sneeze.

Wash your hands.  A lot.

Stay home if you are sick.

Eat healthy.  Maybe consider taking vitamins.

There.  Now stop panicing.  Better yet, stop watching local news.

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Waiting for night to come — in another 45 minutes or so – spacebook.

Sandra, they salute you!? Poet and scientist — an awesome combination…

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