Another stinking pile of an act of congress…

Posted on November 22nd, 2003 in awful, politics, say, spam by They

Spam News

  • Politicians want to spam you.
  • Their media consultants want to spam you.
  • Throughout years of abuse of their constituencies, the house and senate did what they do best: nothing.
  • When lawmakers in California finally got the message, and drew up a spam-fighting law with some teeth, however, congress finally lept into action:

    • They overruled it, so that they (and their buddies) can contintue to spam you.

They say: Anyone who votes for an incumbent is an idiot.

More on email is dead…

Posted on November 22nd, 2003 in awful, funny, say, spam by They

What a great story, what a terrible ending.

They have a favorite quote:

Mackay said such firms gave a bad name to the penis enhancement business

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An actual quote from the life they lead…

Posted on November 21st, 2003 in funny, say by They

They: “I’m waiting for either the Motrin or the Margarita to kick in.”
Q: “Either one?”
They: “It’s a race — the tortise versus the hair of the dog that bit me.”