Nov 222003
 

Spam News

  • Politicians want to spam you.
  • Their media consultants want to spam you.
  • Throughout years of abuse of their constituencies, the house and senate did what they do best: nothing.
  • When lawmakers in California finally got the message, and drew up a spam-fighting law with some teeth, however, congress finally lept into action:
  • They overruled it, so that they (and their buddies) can contintue to spam you.

They say: Anyone who votes for an incumbent is an idiot.

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Nov 212003
 

They: “I’m waiting for either the Motrin or the Margarita to kick in.”
Q: “Either one?”
They: “It’s a race — the tortise versus the hair of the dog that bit me.”

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