They: “I’m waiting for either the Motrin or the Margarita to kick in.” Q: “Either one?” They: “It’s a race — the tortise versus the hair of the dog that bit me.”
They are sick of being blamed
They: “I’m waiting for either the Motrin or the Margarita to kick in.” Q: “Either one?” They: “It’s a race — the tortise versus the hair of the dog that bit me.”