They are sure that spammers will pick up on this one…

Posted on May 28th, 2005 in awful, funny, spam by They

They dare you not to cringe when you hear the phrase:

Hot all-management action!

It all adds up, if you think about it…

Posted on May 6th, 2005 in awful, funny, say by They

Last night on the news there was a story about a dog. You may have seen him; he growls in a way that vaguely resembles the words “I love you.” This apparently is the perfect counterpoint to bombs in the streets in NYC — but that isn’t the point of this entry.

Breathlessly, the announcer stated that this dog “is the tallest Great Dane on record — over seven feet tall when standing on his hind legs!”

Immediately, they got half the story:

The problem with this dog is that he doesn’t hump your leg.

It was a few moments before it all came together:

That’s why his owners taught him to say the words “I love you.”

What really needs to happen…

Posted on May 3rd, 2005 in awful, funny, say by They

This summer, Duran Duran needs to tour with The Cars and the Go-Gos, all as one band.

Durango Durango.