What to do with the election?

Americans, rejoice! They have solved the problem of the electorial college debate.

Your platitudes are not needed, but are appreciated.

The simple, obvious solution is this: For the next four years, we have no President. Imagine a sign on the white house that says, “Back in 4 years” — doesn’t that have a nice ring to it?

Once the American people realize how unnecessary the role truly is, they recommend that it proceed to the legislative branch, as well as to the state level.

Just think — no longer will the promise of a tax cut mean simply that your taxes won’t go up quite as quickly.