Today’s silliness brought to you by the word copper.
For that first link, you can personify the wire to get:
You’ll never get me!
Oh, and it costs $0.013 to make a copper. Sell! Sell! Sure, Enron took down your financial future, but it’s back — this time as pocket change! You can make a 30% return each time you get change back!
Update: The day after I post this, there is a local story about copper theft — this time, from children.
Further update: The problem is not limited to the USA…