They never heard about this…

USATODAY.com – Missouri man legally changes his name to ‘They’.

They just want to say that they have never met they.  Perhaps it might end up like when Malkovich entered his own portal?

They are not opposed to the idea, however.? Perhaps They is not, either.

(H/T to 1069, Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, and other names so weird that judges forbade them. – By Eugene Volokh – Slate Magazine)