Between the Bush administration saying that they cannot talk because of national security, and how they act when there really is an issue of national security.Â These folks just can’t leak quickly enough when real security is at stake, eh?
It is time for a new airline: Free-for-all air.
No security, take whatever you think you need to defend yourself to make sure the plane gets to its intended destination.
Obviously, no beverage service (and no safety lecture!), and no way for the passengers to reach the pilots. (Seperate entrance for the pilots? Perhaps small wings that allow the pilots to glide to a safe landing?)
Need they mention that they are glad they don’t fly much anymore?
“The only reason I’m charged with rape is that no one believes a child can consent to sex. The role of my ministry is to get these cases out of the courtrooms.”
They hope that all the jurors are from a different sect that believes that all pedophiles who try to hide behind religion should be beat to death with a crowbar.
Not only did cingular have a 5-hour outage,(their second major one within three months) but when they called their customer service number (you know, that 611 thing) at 9:15, they got a message that “Customer service is closed. Our hours of operation are 8am to 10pm Monday through Saturday”.
Oh, and they “can’t remember the last time this happened.”