Can pilots get tenure?
Can they.com request a flight crew when they have to fly? They would tip well…
Jan 162009
Jan 142009
As our outgoing president said,
Why me? Why did the financial collapse have to happen on my watch?
They suspect it might have something to do with the complete lack of regulation of the financial industry.
Dec 162008
Dec 152008
is the Game better or worse than being rickrolled?
Dec 152008
Dec 092008
When you are petting a cat, and on every stroke it starts to push its hindquarters up, what should you call that?
Asscention.
Nov 142008
Sep 242008
So, remember how musical artist after musical artist is asking them to stop using their songs?
Finally, a band has offered their collection to the campaign. Unfortunately, the letter was not received until after the campaign was suspended.
Even more unfortunately, it was from the band “Cheap Trick”.
Sep 092008
So, some people are afraid that it will create a black hole that will soon completely consume the earth.
They say
Look on the bright side. If that happens, we may not have to hear any more election coverage!
Sep 062008
From How a Barking Dog is Turning the NC Senate Race Negative, they learn that apparently they were calling somebody “fibber”.
They have never referred to anyone as “fibber”, nor “flubber” for that matter. They suspect that it probably came, etymologically speaking, from someone born before 1950. They say emphatically: leave “they” out of it.
Now, stop barking like a little bitch, Liddy, and run a fair campaign. What, that isn’t what your campaign is trying to insinuate?