…will his casket be fuzzy and adorable?
Tag: say
Time to take his guns, right?
Hollywood legend Charlton Heston dead at 84.
An open letter to the lady driving to work, swerving madly while putting on makeup.
They think they know why you were having such trouble: You did not wait for the first coat to dry before applying the second coat.
They say: “No, Ralph.”
Ralph Nader is running for POTUS again. Bad Ralph! No cookie! No vote! No contributions! Bad, bad Ralph!
That’s about right…
in terms of true worth.
They say: “Watch out for cheap knock-offs…”
Ideal stocking stuffer?
In a grown-up conversation about haloween candy…
They heard the phrase: They are doing wonderful things with gummy these days…
Do you remember those T-shirts…
That said “CHOOSE LIFE”? They want to be buried in one of those. Think of it as more of a shroud than a shirt.
Listen
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. has come unstuck in time. He’s up in Tralfamadore now! Hi-ho. So be it.
They like to tip well.
But they have never tipped this well.