They think they know why you were having such trouble:
You did not wait for the first coat to dry before applying the second coat.
Ralph Nader is running for POTUS again.
Bad Ralph!Â No cookie!Â No vote!Â No contributions! Bad, bad Ralph!
They heard the phrase:
They are doing wonderful things with gummy these days…
That said “CHOOSE LIFE”?
They want to be buried in one of those.
Think of it as more of a shroud than a shirt.
But they have never tipped this well.