Shouldn’t this be chapter 1?
If Billy Mays was using cocaine, he was probably using it as a depressant.
…if only for the terms “app-hazard” and “app-hole”.
And yes, they are being more polite than he deserves.
They know how to stop the flu.
Cover your mouth when you sneeze.
Wash your hands. A lot.
Stay home if you are sick.
Eat healthy. Maybe consider taking vitamins.
There. Now stop panicing. Better yet, stop watching local news.
Sandra, they salute you!? Poet and scientist — an awesome combination…
They tend to not like Civil War things so much, with the exception of the Phillip Glass opera. They suggest you listen to it as you read: