They: “I’m waiting for either the Motrin or the Margarita to kick in.” Q: “Either one?” They: “It’s a race — the tortise versus the hair of the dog that bit me.”
Things that they say
Where, oh where did they lose their inner pirate?
They say: You can now talk normally. Thank you. In the meantime, don’t forget how good that grog was, me mateys.
They review movies
So, why, you ask they.com, should you see Pirates of the Carribean? Because you will never see Johnny Depp play Tammy Faye Baker so convincingly again. You hope.
There is a certain beautiful inherent irony…
… in the last bag in a box of trash bags. You take the bag out of the box, then put the box in the bag. Well, they like it.
They are going to offend as many people as possible today
You know a war is unpopular when…
It’s like a simile, all over again
How well can you do on this question? New York:San Francisco::The city that never sleeps:__________________________________