So, which conspiracy theory is best?
Governor’s Mansion fire investigation:
- (for Democrats) What was so compellingly revealing that it had to be burnt in the Governor’s Mansion?
- (for Republicans) Which delegate left a bag of burning dog doo on the porch, not knowing there was nobody home to stomp it out?
The longest six weeks. Ever.
They cannot wait until the democratic Pennsylvania primary is over.
If science was our national passtime…
then this would lead to a congressional investigation.
An open letter to the lady driving to work, swerving madly while putting on makeup.
They think they know why you were having such trouble:
You did not wait for the first coat to dry before applying the second coat.