in terms of true worth.
They say: “Watch out for cheap knock-offs…”
Ideal stocking stuffer?
In a grown-up conversation about haloween candy…
They heard the phrase: They are doing wonderful things with gummy these days…
Do you remember those T-shirts…
That said “CHOOSE LIFE”? They want to be buried in one of those. Think of it as more of a shroud than a shirt.
Listen
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. has come unstuck in time. He’s up in Tralfamadore now! Hi-ho. So be it.
They like Dorothy Parker quotes
especially: You don’t want to be the town drunk, Eddie. Not in Manhattan.
They like to tip well.
But they have never tipped this well.
They expect to see more riots
Because of this.
They had it coming…
They have often considered — not that there is anything wrong with it — movies remade with clown themes. For example: Big Top Gun In Her Majesty’s Secret Circus Enemy Mime Now, there is a new concept, brought to horrible life: Let’s remake the movie Chicago, but set it in a Colombian circus
And they will know we are christians by our…
refusal to provide health care to their children. (This may not be true, but it sounds like a likely excuse.) They hope that this is christian behavior in the same sense that strapping a bomb to yourself and riding a crowded bus before setting it off is a muslim behavior. Update:Â It is true, but… Continue reading And they will know we are christians by our…