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Another huge disclaimer
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The World’s Most Powerful Meta-Disclaimer
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If you’ve read all these, you’ll probably also enjoy this page. And this one. Dave Barry, a very cool and gracious and funny guy (hey, I’ve met him, and all three are true, dammit!) wrote an entire column about disclaimers — it is on this site. SNL also got it right with Happy Fun Ball.