Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels

(Stolen Without Permission from Journal of anillegiblycopiedtitle)* WARNING: This product warps space and time in its vicinity. WARNING: This product attracts every other piece of matter in the Universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the square of the** distance between… Continue reading Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels

Another huge disclaimer

This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my dog; don’t quote me on that; don’t quote me on anything; all rights reserved; you may distribute this article freely but you may not make a profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations… Continue reading Another huge disclaimer

The World’s Most Powerful Meta-Disclaimer

All clauses of this disclaimer apply to the disclaimer itself, except for this first sentence. All other disclaimers that may be found on this site, or sites linked to herein, are obviously subsets of this disclaimer, invalid, illegal, or fattening. All metainformation, HTML tags, photographs, artwork, text, opinions, ideas, facts or factoids contained in this… Continue reading The World’s Most Powerful Meta-Disclaimer

Privacy Policy has a privacy policy. They don’t care about you, or your data. You come here, and they just don’t care who you are. they use cookies to track individual users and preferences. they need an email to verify commenting and posting accounts with. Once you reply back to validate the account (or visit the… Continue reading Privacy Policy

In Summary

If you’ve read all these, you’ll probably also enjoy this page. And this one. Dave Barry, a very cool and gracious and funny guy (hey, I’ve met him, and all three are true, dammit!) wrote an entire column about disclaimers — it is on this site. SNL also got it right with Happy Fun Ball.