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They found a list of more specific disclaimers.
So, this email arrived this morning… Return-Path: firstname.lastname@example.org Received: from hotmail.com (bay16-f9.bay16.hotmail.com [18.104.22.168]) by dselwyn.they.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id C451478003 for < *email@example.com>; Tue, 8 Nov 2005 05:15:54 -0600 (CST) Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Tue, 8 Nov 2005 03:15:44 -0800 Message-ID: Received: from 22.214.171.124 by by16fd.bay16.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Tue,… Continue reading It’s official — they can no longer roll their eyes
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From: Gary Johnston (via the Interesting people mailing list) Hi – I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney today, and on his advice (and after $299… Continue reading Merry – uh – something…
Paraphrased (which means almost completely stolen) from the Mr. Hell Show: The following website contains discretion. Viewer nudity is advised.
(Stolen Without Permission from Journal of anillegiblycopiedtitle)* WARNING: This product warps space and time in its vicinity. WARNING: This product attracts every other piece of matter in the Universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the square of the** distance between… Continue reading Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
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