It’s official — they can no longer roll their eyes

So, this email arrived this morning… Return-Path: Received: from ( []) by (Postfix) with ESMTP id C451478003 for < *redacted*>; Tue, 8 Nov 2005 05:15:54 -0600 (CST) Received: from mail pickup service by with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Tue, 8 Nov 2005 03:15:44 -0800 Message-ID: Received: from by with HTTP; Tue,… Continue reading It’s official — they can no longer roll their eyes

Another nice disclaimer

This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.

New disclaimer

Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply an endorsement of Western industrial civilization.

Another great disclaimer

Paraphrased (which means almost completely stolen) from the Mr. Hell Show: The following website contains discretion. Viewer nudity is advised.

Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels

(Stolen Without Permission from Journal of anillegiblycopiedtitle)* WARNING: This product warps space and time in its vicinity. WARNING: This product attracts every other piece of matter in the Universe, including the products of other manufacturers, with a force proportional to the product of the masses and inversely proportional to the square of the** distance between… Continue reading Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels

Another huge disclaimer

This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my dog; don’t quote me on that; don’t quote me on anything; all rights reserved; you may distribute this article freely but you may not make a profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations… Continue reading Another huge disclaimer

The World’s Most Powerful Meta-Disclaimer

All clauses of this disclaimer apply to the disclaimer itself, except for this first sentence. All other disclaimers that may be found on this site, or sites linked to herein, are obviously subsets of this disclaimer, invalid, illegal, or fattening. All metainformation, HTML tags, photographs, artwork, text, opinions, ideas, facts or factoids contained in this… Continue reading The World’s Most Powerful Meta-Disclaimer