They heard the phrase: They are doing wonderful things with gummy these days…
Category: pop
Current trends
They like Dorothy Parker quotes
especially: You don’t want to be the town drunk, Eddie. Not in Manhattan.
They had it coming…
They have often considered — not that there is anything wrong with it — movies remade with clown themes. For example: Big Top Gun In Her Majesty’s Secret Circus Enemy Mime Now, there is a new concept, brought to horrible life: Let’s remake the movie Chicago, but set it in a Colombian circus
A point of conversational clarification
Lately, the bear guys have come up in conversation. Confusingly so. Firstly, there is the bear suit guy. He’s not dead; he’s been broke, but still alive. Then, there is the grizzly man. You know, the one who tried to be Dian Fossey’s ursine equivalent. He’s dead. Being dead, money matters to him a bit… Continue reading A point of conversational clarification
They like many of the results of technology…
For example, they found some fantastic quicktime panoramas that were taken on the moon.
Lots of choices, many possible solutions…
They hate hiccups, too. Out of this list — check the comments, too — which ones really work?
They are disappointed with you.
The statistics they read here are abysmal. Money quote: 1/3 of high school graduates never read another book for the rest of their lives. 42 percent of college graduates never read another book after college. 80 percent of U.S. families did not buy or read a book last year. 70 percent of U.S. adults have… Continue reading They are disappointed with you.
Now this is interesting…
…Oh! Hi!. Sorry, they were miles away. They forgot what they were going to say.
Eww.
Really. Eww.
OK this is very sad.
Why couldn’t it have happened to somebody doing 15 under in the left-hand lane?