Let’s make everybody happy…

Moussaoui has pled guilty, but will fight the death penalty. The US government wants to put him to death. He was willing to die by flying into the White House… Wait for it! Wait for it!

They are sick and tied of being demonized for politics

They are trying so hard not to be evil. They never were even accepted into the Axis of Evilâ„¢. Perhaps it is because they don’t have any weapons of mass destruction. Perhaps it is because they are always disgusted by acts of terrorism instead of supporting them. Oh, and they never received an application form,… Continue reading They are sick and tied of being demonized for politics

They are going to be so glad when…

…the lawsuits about this election are over. Could anything be more dishonest than the winner declaring that “it’s time to put our differences behind us?” Aside from every campaign promise made?

Gay Marriage hoopla

C’mon everyone! Let’s celebrate the sanctity of this cherished institution! On second thought, let’s just sit back and have a beer while everyone else gets worked up into an amusing (and sometimes hauntingly paranoid) frenzy.

Another stinking pile of an act of congress…

Spam News Politicians want to spam you. Their media consultants want to spam you. Throughout years of abuse of their constituencies, the house and senate did what they do best: nothing. When lawmakers in California finally got the message, and drew up a spam-fighting law with some teeth, however, congress finally lept into action: They… Continue reading Another stinking pile of an act of congress…

Irony grows exponentially

Fact: They like purple. (Duh.) Fact: They don’t care about dinosaurs. Fact: They really don’t like purple dinosaurs. Fact: They really, really don’t like officially trademarked purple dinosaurs with teams of lawyers. (Actually, they are still laughing about this letter.) Gosh darn it — they need a new bottle of windex, as the screen they… Continue reading Irony grows exponentially