They say the opposite of “username checks out” is… Username checks in.
Author: They
They’ve been racking their brains to come up with a term to describe someone who flakes on their state when the cold and snow hits
Snowflake seems too general. Let’s go with “Seditious Snowflake” just to be clear who I’m speaking of. “Senator Seditious Snowflake” if you’re extra obtuse.
They had nothing to do with this
But now that you mention it – if you planned to “storm” then you just might be a terrorist.
They have a message just for Gary
Gary They are NOT out to get you. They promise.
They say: check the box, Dave
They believe you when you say you aren’t a robot.
They say to all the MAGA hat wearers in the flooding midwest…
Of course it isn’t climate change that washed your house and trucks away. It’s all those liberal tears.
It’s not often they get to watch presidential candidates do their debate prep.
But they must admit, Hilary knocked it out of the park.
They are certain that’s exactly how he will do it, too.
They read a quote about the debates: I want to debate very badly. Don’t worry, Donald. They are certain that you’ll debate very badly indeed.
They have it on good authority that now…
…both Sunshine Sally and Peter Ustinov like the scene these days.
They are the word of the year?
They thank the ADS for the honor.