Category: awful

things that are so awful they have to laugh

A point of conversational clarification

Lately, the bear guys have come up in conversation.  Confusingly so. Firstly, there is the bear suit guy.  He’s not dead; he’s been broke, but still alive. Then, there is the grizzly man.  You know, the one who tried to be Dian Fossey’s ursine equivalent. He’s dead.  Being dead, money matters to him a bit… Continue reading A point of conversational clarification

Change is good.

So, what, the concept of wind-chill is outdated? Good. They are glad that it wasn’t originally written on stone tablets, or anything.

Remember that story about the dog that said “I love you?”

Well, there is another one just like it. Almost. So, we’re watching Leno — and holy merde, do we miss Johnny — and there is a kid who has many vacumn cleaners. Not only that, but he’s overly excited about them. Also, he knows too much about them. My comment? I shudder to think of… Continue reading Remember that story about the dog that said “I love you?”