Last night on the news there was a story about a dog. You may have seen him; he growls in a way that vaguely resembles the words “I love you.” This apparently is the perfect counterpoint to bombs in the streets in NYC — but that isn’t the point of this entry. Breathlessly, the announcer… Continue reading It all adds up, if you think about it…
Category: funny
things they laugh at
What really needs to happen…
This summer, Duran Duran needs to tour with The Cars and the Go-Gos, all as one band. Durango Durango.
Let’s make everybody happy…
Moussaoui has pled guilty, but will fight the death penalty. The US government wants to put him to death. He was willing to die by flying into the White House… Wait for it! Wait for it!
What global culture is missing is…
Full-contact chess!
Delightful news!
Scotty Richter has filed chapter 11. If only it would truly take. I wonder if he’ll risk spamming after the filing takes — he wouldn’t be able to hide quickly enough next time!
New disclaimer
Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply an endorsement of Western industrial civilization.
Privacy is important
AIM’s New Terms Of Service should give you pause. They say that you should run gaim, and use the jabber protocol.
They are sick and tied of being demonized for politics
They are trying so hard not to be evil. They never were even accepted into the Axis of Evilâ„¢. Perhaps it is because they don’t have any weapons of mass destruction. Perhaps it is because they are always disgusted by acts of terrorism instead of supporting them. Oh, and they never received an application form,… Continue reading They are sick and tied of being demonized for politics
They watched “Se7en” again, and have some thoughts…
This is one of those DVD’s best watched at home, snuggled up with a nice warm bowl of homemade soup and a loved one or two. Of course, they watched it alone, late at night, on the coldest night so far this year Oddly enough, this is the first time they have watched this film… Continue reading They watched “Se7en” again, and have some thoughts…
What’s really missing from American culture…
…is “Fat, balding, hairy, ugly middle-aged guys gone wild.” You know, it’s reached # on the New York Times bestseller list… Oh, wait. We have the superbowl Funny aside: the spell checker suggested “superb owl” — how very Fawlty Towers of my spell checker.