…the lawsuits about this election are over. Could anything be more dishonest than the winner declaring that “it’s time to put our differences behind us?” Aside from every campaign promise made?
Category: funny
things they laugh at
Gay Marriage hoopla
C’mon everyone! Let’s celebrate the sanctity of this cherished institution! On second thought, let’s just sit back and have a beer while everyone else gets worked up into an amusing (and sometimes hauntingly paranoid) frenzy.
Merry – uh – something…
From: Gary Johnston (via the Interesting people mailing list) Hi – I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney today, and on his advice (and after $299… Continue reading Merry – uh – something…
Another stinking pile of an act of congress…
Spam News Politicians want to spam you. Their media consultants want to spam you. Throughout years of abuse of their constituencies, the house and senate did what they do best: nothing. When lawmakers in California finally got the message, and drew up a spam-fighting law with some teeth, however, congress finally lept into action: They… Continue reading Another stinking pile of an act of congress…
More on email is dead…
What a great story, what a terrible ending. They have a favorite quote: Mackay said such firms gave a bad name to the penis enhancement business .
An actual quote from the life they lead…
They: “I’m waiting for either the Motrin or the Margarita to kick in.” Q: “Either one?” They: “It’s a race — the tortise versus the hair of the dog that bit me.”
In the grand tradition of qatsi creepiness…
Again, they are glad that Godfrey Reggio is done with the qatsi trilogy… After finding out that the Southern California fires destroyed the house of a cousin, they find that they missed the DVD release of Naqoyqatsi.
All your possible vasectomy needs…
So, do you want a vasectomy? Or perhaps you would prefer to have it reversed?
Email is dead.
They did not want to recognise the evidence: Verisign and their wildcard fiasco preventing spam-blocking for forged, non-existent domains DDoS attacks taking out many effective blacklists Loud complaining about blocking email Inane bitching and sniping about tagging email An Oklahoma judge overriding the requests of 50 million people In short, you are all owned by… Continue reading Email is dead.
They review movies
So, why, you ask they.com, should you see Pirates of the Carribean? Because you will never see Johnny Depp play Tammy Faye Baker so convincingly again. You hope.