Hollywood legend Charlton Heston dead at 84.
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Things that they say
An open letter to the lady driving to work, swerving madly while putting on makeup.
They think they know why you were having such trouble: You did not wait for the first coat to dry before applying the second coat.
They say: “No, Ralph.”
Ralph Nader is running for POTUS again. Bad Ralph! No cookie! No vote! No contributions! Bad, bad Ralph!
That’s about right…
in terms of true worth.
They say: “Watch out for cheap knock-offs…”
Ideal stocking stuffer?
In a grown-up conversation about haloween candy…
They heard the phrase: They are doing wonderful things with gummy these days…
Do you remember those T-shirts…
That said “CHOOSE LIFE”? They want to be buried in one of those. Think of it as more of a shroud than a shirt.
Listen
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. has come unstuck in time. He’s up in Tralfamadore now! Hi-ho. So be it.
They like to tip well.
But they have never tipped this well.
A point of conversational clarification
Lately, the bear guys have come up in conversation. Confusingly so. Firstly, there is the bear suit guy. He’s not dead; he’s been broke, but still alive. Then, there is the grizzly man. You know, the one who tried to be Dian Fossey’s ursine equivalent. He’s dead. Being dead, money matters to him a bit… Continue reading A point of conversational clarification