From: Tutor says sex assaults� are sacred ritual: “The only reason I’m charged with rape is that no one believes a child can consent to sex. The role of my ministry is to get these cases out of the courtrooms.” They hope that all the jurors are from a different sect that believes that all… Continue reading They hope the jurors are from a different sect
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Things that they say
Wow.
Does Mel Gibson have a leg to stand on when he complains about being crucified in the media?
Rational thought wins again!
From CNN.com – Expert: Yates thought she ruined kids – Jul 19, 2006: Andrea Yates drowned her five children in the bathtub because she thought she had ruined them so much that one would grow up to be a serial killer and another would become a mute gay prostitute, a forensic psychiatrist testified Wednesday. Ah-ha!… Continue reading Rational thought wins again!
Another quote from the life they lead
Other they: I am thoroughly, thoroughly, thoroughly confused. they: Then you should be quite comfortable in that context of confusion. And, of course, “Comfortable Context of Confusion” would be a great name for a band…
Are they the only ones who even see irony anymore?
Today’s silliness brought to you by the word copper. Idiots are stealing copper ,while coppers try to catch them. For that first link, you can personify the wire to get: You’ll never get me! — copper Oh, and it costs $0.013 to make a copper. Sell! Sell! Sure, Enron took down your financial future, but… Continue reading Are they the only ones who even see irony anymore?
They do NOT hate you for your freedom…
They just figured something out about the Bush administration: Combine the recent NSA wiretaps on the media to stop leaks with the announcement that “the terrorists hate us for our freedom” nearly five years ago, and it all adds up. We don’t have the freedoms anymore, ergo the terrorists have no reason to hate us… Continue reading They do NOT hate you for your freedom…
Last U.S. Titanic survivor dies
At least she didn’t drown in her tub…
More driving issues:
…they came up with a new term for Audi drivers that cross two lanes to make their exit without signalling: Audiot
Thank You Stephen Colbert.
Very, very much.
So, what is the plural of "Lexus"?
Should they say They were stuck behind two Lexi doing 20 under the speed limit for no reason all the way down Mopac. Or is it They were stuck behind two Lexusees doing 20 under the speed limit for no reason all the way down Mopac.