It’s official — they can no longer roll their eyes

So, this email arrived this morning… Return-Path: askarana@hotmail.com Received: from hotmail.com (bay16-f9.bay16.hotmail.com [65.54.186.59]) by dselwyn.they.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id C451478003 for < *redacted*@they.com>; Tue, 8 Nov 2005 05:15:54 -0600 (CST) Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Tue, 8 Nov 2005 03:15:44 -0800 Message-ID: Received: from 80.15.249.165 by by16fd.bay16.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Tue,… Continue reading It’s official — they can no longer roll their eyes

Another nice disclaimer

This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.

Life imitates art…

So, who could have guessed that The Onion would predict the future   ? (May not be suitable for younger readers,,,)

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Attention drivers

A few things to remember: Having side-impact airbags and driving like a jerk do not “cancel out.” Slower traffic keep right. Let that swerving, tailgating jerk pass you on the left. Oh, sorry — hang up and let that swerving, tailgating jerk pass you on the left. Oh, and everyone who still has a presidential… Continue reading Attention drivers

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Let’s make everybody happy…

Moussaoui has pled guilty, but will fight the death penalty. The US government wants to put him to death. He was willing to die by flying into the White House… Wait for it! Wait for it!

They love irony, especially in fiction.

So, they actually like to imagine that this won’t happen after the next shuttle launch: Launch happens debris-free Nonetheless, because procedures call for it, the boom camera will swing around to photograph all the sensitive tile areas of the shuttle. The boom will accidentally nick some tiles during this process, making the shuttle unfit for… Continue reading They love irony, especially in fiction.

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AIM’s New Terms Of Service should give you pause. They say that you should run gaim, and use the jabber protocol.