So, do you want a vasectomy? Or perhaps you would prefer to have it reversed?
Email is dead.
They did not want to recognise the evidence: Verisign and their wildcard fiasco preventing spam-blocking for forged, non-existent domains DDoS attacks taking out many effective blacklists Loud complaining about blocking email Inane bitching and sniping about tagging email An Oklahoma judge overriding the requests of 50 million people In short, you are all owned by… Continue reading Email is dead.
Where, oh where did they lose their inner pirate?
They say: You can now talk normally. Thank you. In the meantime, don’t forget how good that grog was, me mateys.
They review movies
So, why, you ask they.com, should you see Pirates of the Carribean? Because you will never see Johnny Depp play Tammy Faye Baker so convincingly again. You hope.
There is a certain beautiful inherent irony…
… in the last bag in a box of trash bags. You take the bag out of the box, then put the box in the bag. Well, they like it.
They are going to offend as many people as possible today
You know a war is unpopular when…
It’s like a simile, all over again
How well can you do on this question? New York:San Francisco::The city that never sleeps:__________________________________
A sad day
They are creeped out. Not to be entirely off-topic, but each time there is a large tragedy of the scale seen this morning, They soon have an interaction with the qatsi trilogy (by Godfrey Reggio and Philip Glass). 1. Shortly after the Challenger disaster, they saw, for the first time, Koyaanisqatsi (on PBS). 2. Shortly… Continue reading A sad day
Another great disclaimer
Paraphrased (which means almost completely stolen) from the Mr. Hell Show: The following website contains discretion. Viewer nudity is advised.
It’s that time of the even-numbered year again…
…when the vote fairy comes and sprinkles hanging chads onto the head of every sleeping (ha!) greedy, incompetent bastard who thinks he knows better than you how to live your own life. At least, that’s how it’s done here in the USA, Virginia. Unfortunately, the one who wins always seems to wake up. Damn! I… Continue reading It’s that time of the even-numbered year again…