From: Tutor says sex assaults� are sacred ritual: “The only reason I’m charged with rape is that no one believes a child can consent to sex. The role of my ministry is to get these cases out of the courtrooms.” They hope that all the jurors are from a different sect that believes that all… Continue reading They hope the jurors are from a different sect
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things they laugh at
How bad does cingular suck?
Not only did cingular have a 5-hour outage,(their second major one within three months) but when they called their customer service number (you know, that 611 thing) at 9:15, they got a message that “Customer service is closed. Our hours of operation are 8am to 10pm Monday through Saturday”. Oh, and they “can’t remember the… Continue reading How bad does cingular suck?
Wow.
Does Mel Gibson have a leg to stand on when he complains about being crucified in the media?
Tom Lehrer song meets Hitchcock film, now in real life!
The only problem is that this happened at a hospital, not in the park.
Rational thought wins again!
From CNN.com – Expert: Yates thought she ruined kids – Jul 19, 2006: Andrea Yates drowned her five children in the bathtub because she thought she had ruined them so much that one would grow up to be a serial killer and another would become a mute gay prostitute, a forensic psychiatrist testified Wednesday. Ah-ha!… Continue reading Rational thought wins again!
Network statistic, or political commentary?
They were intrigued by this week’s nanog posting of the BGP Update Report Interval: 30-Jun-06 -to- 13-Jul-06 (14 days) Observation Point: BGP Peering with AS4637 TOP 20 Unstable Origin AS Rank ASN Upds % Upds/Pfx AS-Name 1 – AS15611 19231 1.6% 206.8 — Iranian Research Organisation They hope it is simple ironic coincidence. Nonetheless, they… Continue reading Network statistic, or political commentary?
Another quote from the life they lead
Other they: I am thoroughly, thoroughly, thoroughly confused. they: Then you should be quite comfortable in that context of confusion. And, of course, “Comfortable Context of Confusion” would be a great name for a band…
Last U.S. Titanic survivor dies
At least she didn’t drown in her tub…
More driving issues:
…they came up with a new term for Audi drivers that cross two lanes to make their exit without signalling: Audiot
Thank You Stephen Colbert.
Very, very much.