The horror caused by cowards, part 2

They have been shocked for weeks by the facts presented here. Truly, do not read more unless you have a strong stomach. They promise to become irreverent soon.

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The best possible way to move forward

They had read about this on slashdot, but to see it put into such an accurate representation warms our heart. And before anyone gets offended, you should know how much they prefer New York to, oh, say, Los Angeles. Seriously.

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The horror caused by cowards

They were at the World Trade Center together 15 months ago. One of they was there two months ago, as another of they talked him into the subway station. It’s not pretty, but here is the local mirror of images and video, including images from when they were atop that observation deck (which fortunately, was… Continue reading The horror caused by cowards

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They get political

When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they’re there. -George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

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pop-under ads are extra-annoying

Long ago, they bought a wireless x-10 controller for $5, and it works great. They did, however, use a disposable email address (which was a good thing). The marketroids have gone and made it unbearable to think about ever making (or suggesting to anyone that they should make) another purchase from them. So, in the… Continue reading pop-under ads are extra-annoying

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Irony grows exponentially

Fact: They like purple. (Duh.) Fact: They don’t care about dinosaurs. Fact: They really don’t like purple dinosaurs. Fact: They really, really don’t like officially trademarked purple dinosaurs with teams of lawyers. (Actually, they are still laughing about this letter.) Gosh darn it — they need a new bottle of windex, as the screen they… Continue reading Irony grows exponentially

42 items of sad news

Douglas Adams, creator of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has died. They met him once, and he signed a copy of his latest (and final HHG) book, Mostly Harmless. They are proud that they actually woke him out of his book-signing stupor. And of course, his best quote (and they know that it is… Continue reading 42 items of sad news

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The truth about spam

Not suitable for younger surfers. Really. If you’re under, oh, let’s say about 13 or so, this will only creep you out.

What to do with the election?

Americans, rejoice! They have solved the problem of the electorial college debate. Your platitudes are not needed, but are appreciated. The simple, obvious solution is this: For the next four years, we have no President. Imagine a sign on the white house that says, “Back in 4 years” — doesn’t that have a nice ring… Continue reading What to do with the election?

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Save the Dotcoms!

They imagine that this, combined with 1. carefully wrapping Sally Struthers in wire, and 2. burying her (alive or dead) within a fixed magnetic field would be enough to power any given third world country. Not that they are offering a bounty, or anything.

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