They like to tip well.

Posted on February 24th, 2007 in say by They

But they have never tipped this well.

They expect to see more riots

Posted on February 24th, 2007 in awful,politics,Secularism by They

Because of this.

They had it coming…

Posted on February 24th, 2007 in awful,culture,funny,pop by They

They have often considered — not that there is anything wrong with it — movies remade with clown themes. For example: Big Top Gun In Her Majesty’s Secret Circus Enemy Mime Now, there is a new concept, brought to horrible life: Let’s remake the movie Chicago, but set it in a Colombian circus

And they will know we are christians by our…

Posted on February 17th, 2007 in awful,funny,Secularism by They

refusal to provide health care to their children. (This may not be true, but it sounds like a likely excuse.) They hope that this is christian behavior in the same sense that strapping a bomb to yourself and riding a crowded bus before setting it off is a muslim behavior. Update:  It is true, but Continue reading →

A point of conversational clarification

Posted on February 17th, 2007 in awful,culture,funny,politics,pop,say by They

Lately, the bear guys have come up in conversation.  Confusingly so. Firstly, there is the bear suit guy.  He’s not dead; he’s been broke, but still alive. Then, there is the grizzly man.  You know, the one who tried to be Dian Fossey’s ursine equivalent. He’s dead.  Being dead, money matters to him a bit Continue reading →

They like many of the results of technology…

Posted on February 16th, 2007 in pop,say,Secularism by They

For example, they found some fantastic quicktime panoramas that were taken on the moon.

Lots of choices, many possible solutions…

Posted on February 16th, 2007 in funny,pop by They

They hate hiccups, too. Out of this list — check the comments, too — which ones really work?

They are disappointed with you.

Posted on February 16th, 2007 in awful,culture,politics,pop,say by They

The statistics they read here are abysmal. Money quote: 1/3 of high school graduates never read another book for the rest of their lives. 42 percent of college graduates never read another book after college. 80 percent of U.S. families did not buy or read a book last year. 70 percent of U.S. adults have Continue reading →

More specific disclaimers…

Posted on February 16th, 2007 in disclaimers,funny by They

They found a list of more specific disclaimers.

Always read your menu

Posted on February 16th, 2007 in say by They

They have an addendum to this list:


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