…they came up with a new term for Audi drivers that cross two lanes to make their exit without signalling:
Update:Â Unfortunately, the rumor was false.Â This time!
Should they say
They were stuck behind two Lexi doing 20 under the speed limit for no reason all the way down Mopac.
Or is it
They were stuck behind two Lexusees doing 20 under the speed limit for no reason all the way down Mopac.
They wonder what would happen if they were to draw a political cartoon wherein Mohammed were depicted wearing a turban shaped like a bunch of idiots burning down an embassy.
UK spammer jailed. 6 Years. Those Brits — always ahead of the curve!
Why would anyone name a soup and salad shop “obese“?
So, this email arrived this morning…
Received: from hotmail.com (bay16-f9.bay16.hotmail.com [126.96.36.199])
by dselwyn.they.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id C451478003
for < *firstname.lastname@example.org>; Tue, 8 Nov 2005 05:15:54 -0600 (CST)
Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC;
Tue, 8 Nov 2005 03:15:44 -0800
Received: from 188.8.131.52 by by16fd.bay16.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP;
Tue, 08 Nov 2005 11:15:43 GMT
From: Rana Aska
Subject: 10,000 bucks
Date: Tue, 08 Nov 2005 04:15:43 -0700
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ks_c_5601-1987; format=flowed
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 08 Nov 2005 11:15:44.0039 (UTC) FILETIME=[C2BC2370:01C5E455]
X-Virus-Scanned: by amavisd-new-20030616-p10 (Debian) at they.com
I wanna buy they.com at 10,000 bucks.
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Beauty, huh? And of course, beauty is truth, and truth beauty…
Let’s see — anonymous business proposal through korean hotmail, from Akami/France telecom space. The second word is “wanna”. All specifics covered. They are sure their lawyers would jump right on this, and still find no holes!
OK, seriously. They have a response:
They are most honored and delighted with your proposal. They will happily write down the exact phrase “they.com” on a postcard and send it to you — anywhere in the world, in exchange for either $10,000 or 10,000 male deer. If you pay cash, they have a special 3-for-2 offer! They will send you three identical postcards — all with the world-famous phrase
they.comwritten on it for the one-time-only, incredibly low price of $20,000.*
*Disclaimer: offer not valid in reality. Anyone bringing deer or deer carcasses to they will be ejected from reality.
This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.