So, what is the plural of "Lexus"?

Should they say

They were stuck behind two Lexi doing 20 under the speed limit for no reason all the way down Mopac.

Or is it

They were stuck behind two Lexusees doing 20 under the speed limit for no reason all the way down Mopac.

It’s official — they can no longer roll their eyes

So, this email arrived this morning…

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From: Rana Aska
To: *redcated*
Subject: 10,000 bucks
Date: Tue, 08 Nov 2005 04:15:43 -0700
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I wanna buy at 10,000 bucks.

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Beauty, huh? And of course, beauty is truth, and truth beauty…

Let’s see — anonymous business proposal through korean hotmail, from Akami/France telecom space. The second word is “wanna”. All specifics covered. They are sure their lawyers would jump right on this, and still find no holes!

OK, seriously. They have a response:

They are most honored and delighted with your proposal. They will happily write down the exact phrase “” on a postcard and send it to you — anywhere in the world, in exchange for either $10,000 or 10,000 male deer. If you pay cash, they have a special 3-for-2 offer! They will send you three identical postcards — all with the world-famous phrase written on it for the one-time-only, incredibly low price of $20,000.*

*Disclaimer: offer not valid in reality. Anyone bringing deer or deer carcasses to they will be ejected from reality.