Why would anyone name a soup and salad shop “obese“?
Category: say
Things that they say
It’s official — they can no longer roll their eyes
So, this email arrived this morning… Return-Path: askarana@hotmail.com Received: from hotmail.com (bay16-f9.bay16.hotmail.com [65.54.186.59]) by dselwyn.they.com (Postfix) with ESMTP id C451478003 for < *redacted*@they.com>; Tue, 8 Nov 2005 05:15:54 -0600 (CST) Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Tue, 8 Nov 2005 03:15:44 -0800 Message-ID: Received: from 80.15.249.165 by by16fd.bay16.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Tue,… Continue reading It’s official — they can no longer roll their eyes
Another nice disclaimer
This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.
Life imitates art…
So, who could have guessed that The Onion would predict the future ? (May not be suitable for younger readers,,,)
Attention drivers
A few things to remember: Having side-impact airbags and driving like a jerk do not “cancel out.” Slower traffic keep right. Let that swerving, tailgating jerk pass you on the left. Oh, sorry — hang up and let that swerving, tailgating jerk pass you on the left. Oh, and everyone who still has a presidential… Continue reading Attention drivers
It all adds up, if you think about it…
Last night on the news there was a story about a dog. You may have seen him; he growls in a way that vaguely resembles the words “I love you.” This apparently is the perfect counterpoint to bombs in the streets in NYC — but that isn’t the point of this entry. Breathlessly, the announcer… Continue reading It all adds up, if you think about it…
What really needs to happen…
This summer, Duran Duran needs to tour with The Cars and the Go-Gos, all as one band. Durango Durango.
Let’s make everybody happy…
Moussaoui has pled guilty, but will fight the death penalty. The US government wants to put him to death. He was willing to die by flying into the White House… Wait for it! Wait for it!
They love irony, especially in fiction.
So, they actually like to imagine that this won’t happen after the next shuttle launch: Launch happens debris-free Nonetheless, because procedures call for it, the boom camera will swing around to photograph all the sensitive tile areas of the shuttle. The boom will accidentally nick some tiles during this process, making the shuttle unfit for… Continue reading They love irony, especially in fiction.
New disclaimer
Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply an endorsement of Western industrial civilization.